I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
yeah school sucks but does it swallow
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.